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“Donald. Donald. Please wake up, Donald! I need to talk to you!”
“Snort! Umpff! What? Hey, who are you and how did you get into Mar-a-Largo? As a matter of fact, how did you get in my bedroom, you pervert? I’m calling Secret Service. They will have your fanny tossed in jail before I can say Sean Hannity!”
“That won’t be necessary, Donald. I just want to …
