“Who’s there?”
“It’s 2023. May I come in? It’s a bit cold out here. All I’m wearing is a sash and some Huggies!”
“Please do. I’m glad to see you but aren’t you supposed to be getting ready for, well, uh, the new year?”
“That is what I wanted to talk to you about. Before he left, 2022 told me that one of the first things I should d...