The state of this column can’t be overstated

My fellow Americans! (Yea! Clap! Clap!)My fellow Georgians! (Yeah! Yeah!)And my loyal readers without whom I would have to go get a real job!(Laughter and applause!)I come before you today to submit to you my annual State of the Column address. It is with great pride that I state to you that the state of this column is in such a state that it cannot be overstated! (Thunderous roar!)I am ...

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