Nothing artificial about Southern intelligence

Ring! Ring! Ring!“Hello. This is Dick Yarbrough, your modest and much-beloved columnist speaking.How may I help you?“Dickie, it’s your old pal, Artie!”“Artie? Artie who?”“Artie Fishel, of Artie Fishel Intelligence.Surely, you remember me.”“Ah, yes. You are the robot thing that called me some time back and told me that Artie Fish...