Ideal candidate passes on Senate race

I wanted you to be the first to hear the news, disappointing as it may be. After several divinations with my trusty Ouija board, a couple of bounces of the crystal ball, and shuffling and reshuffling my Tarot cards, I have decided I will not offer myself as a candidate for the United States Senate from Georgia (or from anywhere else for that matter).It was important I get this informatio...