Waiting to be included on Hegseth’s next chat

I am not a happy camper at the moment and I am sorely afraid you are going to be disappointed in me. There is no question that I have enormous influence in the industry and can make or break political careers with just a strategically- placed pronoun or the well-aimed interjection of a prepositional determiner.So why is Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth not including me on his group chat...