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Trying to deal with Artie Fishel Intelligence

Trying to deal with Artie Fishel Intelligence

Trying to deal with Artie Fishel Intelligence

RING! RING! RING!“Hello. Dick Yarbrough speaking. How may I direct your call?”“Dick, it’s me. Artie.” “I’m sorry. Artie who?” “Artie Fishel, you harebrained humanoid, of Artie Fishel Intelligence. You surely remember me.
AltAunt Fairy

AltAunt Fairy

Aunt Fairy

Every time we sing “Precious Memories” at church or for a funeral, I always think of my daddy’s Aunt Fairy who raised him.His daddy beat him, his mama left him so, without hesitation, Aunt Fairy and Uncle Oscar took him and raised him on their farm in the shadows of the Appalachian trail.

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“And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.” (Luke 23:43) On the cross, Jesus spoke what is known as “The Last Seven Words”. The first saying He spoke was a prayer of forgiveness, praying for the Father to forgive sinners.

Board appoints new secretary, seeks additional funds

The Jones County Board of Tax Assessors had a called meeting May 28 to appoint a new board secretary and approve a request for additional funds from the county.Chairman Dr. Leigh Stanford called the May 28 meeting to order at 9 a.m., and the prayer and pledge were led by Board Member Joe Rutledge.
Grease Monkey:

Grease Monkey:

Grease Monkey:

Grease Monkey, a locally owned automobile service, recently opened its doors at 101 Walmart Dr. in Eatonton.“We opened this location in 2023 built on customer service,” said James Painter, co-owner of Grease Monkey.
Michael Youngblood

Michael Youngblood

Victim’s visit to ICU leads to additional charge

A suspect in an aggravated battery case is currently held without bond in the Jones County jail following an additional charge filed due to the condition of the victim in the case.Michael Adams Youngblood, 40, was arrested May 26 and charged with simple battery and aggravated battery.
Chairman Chris Weidner hands the proclamation in honor of the Jones County Sheriff’s Office to Lt. Travis Walker, who was joined by Dispatcher Devin Comer (in blue) and Cpl. Christopher Stewart, who works in the jail. DEBBIE LURIE-SMITH/Staff

Chairman Chris Weidner hands the proclamation in honor of the Jones County Sheriff’s Office to Lt. Travis Walker, who was joined by Dispatcher Devin Comer (in blue) and Cpl. Christopher Stewart, who works in the jail. DEBBIE LURIE-SMITH/Staff

BOC presents proclamation, considers historic marker

Jones County Commissioners honored law enforcement officers and heard a request for more funds for the tax assessors’ office at last week’s meeting.
Melzar Nye, president of Technical Appraisal Services (far right), gives a summary report to the Board of Assessors June 4. DEBBIE LURIE-SMITH/Staff

Melzar Nye, president of Technical Appraisal Services (far right), gives a summary report to the Board of Assessors June 4. DEBBIE LURIE-SMITH/Staff

Revaluation complete as work on tax digest wraps up

Jones County Board of Tax Assessors got a welcome report about the county’s 2026 tax digest and said farewell and thank you to their interim chief appraiser at their June meeting.Board Chairman Dr.
Nominees for state office to be decided next Tuesday

Nominees for state office to be decided next Tuesday

Nominees for state office to be decided next Tuesday

With the field of dozens of candidates for state office narrowed down, final choices for party nominee will be chosen June 16 with early voting wrapping up Friday.